Eat, drink and be merry

randomingoftherandomness:

kristenbellspenis:

mjalti:

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

Keanu Reeves can get it with me 100/10 and I’m ready to spend forever by his side

(via dulect)